THE COLLEGE TEAM 2008-09

Directed by Natasha Arnold and Greg Beirne

MICHAEL BARRYTE is proud to be the fourteenth Michael on the team.
AARON CAMPBELL took you to prom.
LISA CATANZARO has all the right moves, in a shoebox under her bed.
ALEX FACIANE is in constant violation of LAX’s airspace.
CHRIS FLOCH only does ComedySportz. He doesn’t eat or sleep.
ROGER GARCIA III out of a possible V--not a bad score.
PETER GILROY’s improv will grab you by the throat, then quickly apologize.
EM HANTKE reminds you that ladder safety is something few think about.
TYLER HOLTMAN had a farm, e i e i ooooooh.
RACHEL KOTTKAMP stays crispy in milk. Try it, she doesn’t mind.
SARAH MALDONADO and Hutch--new this fall on ABC!
KURT MALONEY has a first name.  It's Kurt.  I just told you.
BROCK McKENZIE sounds like Scottish candy.
MIKE McNEAL has a nickel for every time he's heard that. 
DAVID MILLER cannot be categorized, although you can Google him.
BECKY SANDERS’s name is designed to give you a false sense of security. 
MICHAEL SANTELL's curly hair can be yours for a mere $19.95. Act now!
DYLAN SMITH just acts all sweet. Beware.
ASHLEY STRUMWASSER wants to rock and roll all night and party every day.
CHRISSA VILLANUEVA puts the “imp” in improv.
KELLIE WHISLER draws upon her keen sense of smell...with a Sharpie.
JESSICA WILLIAMS takes a while to download, but it’s worth it.
JACOB WYSOCKI sometimes feels like a nut; sometimes he don't.
ERIC ZIPPER: whatever joke you’re making about his name...he’s heard it.
SARA ZITNEY, unlike the team’s other Sarahs, refuses to waste a good H.

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